Happy New Year 2009

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Day by day teri

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

Poore ho aapke sare Aim

Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

People are so worried

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Happy New Year!!

Sabke Dilo mai ho

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

New Year is the time

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008

When the mid-nite

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2009.

Wishing you Happy New Year

Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

Throughout the Coming Year

Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2008 with God Bless.

Before the sun sets in this year

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008

In 'The Universal Bank of God'

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

I wish U to have a

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

I Wish in 2008

I Wish in 2008
God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

May this New Year

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Nights are Dark but

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Years come n go

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Good time Bad time

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu

Wishing you a fabulous 2008

Wishing you a fabulous 2008
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I wish U to have a

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Before the golden sun

Before the golden sun sets,
2008’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed

For last year’s words

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2009

Like birds

Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009

New year 2009

Oh my Dear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

New is the year

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

New Year begins

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.

My wishes for you in year 2009

My wishes for you in year 2009
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.

Happy New Year 2009

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Here is a wishing

"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"

New Year begins

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Fill ur life with

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

Like birds

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Beauty..

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

God Bless U N Keep

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

For last year's words

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

Before the golden sun sets

Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed

Before the golden sun sets,
2008's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed

Before the golden sun sets

Before the golden sun sets,
2008's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed

Have a nice day !!

Just a note to say hello,
Before I start my day;

Couldn't help but drop a line,
To my friends here and away.

I'm sending morning greetings,
And hope your day is fine.

Just wanted to say good morning,
And you Have a nice day !!

Good Morning

Good Morning Everyone

Bollywood v/s Hollywood

The Birth of Jesus

Happy Christmas

The Real symbol of Christmas

The Nativity Scene. It depicts the birth of Jesus Christ,
The Saviour,
whose birthday is the real reason for Christmas:

What is Love?

What is love? It is one of the most difficult questions for the mankind. Centuries have passed by, relationships have bloomed and so has love. But no one can give the proper definition of love. To some �Love is friendship set on fire� for others �Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it�. No matter how you define it or feel it, love is the eternal truth in the history of mankind.

Christmas Time

Its Christmas Time

Merry Christmas All of My Friends

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas,
Waiting is over childern's
I am coming tonight with lots of Gifts.

The Modern World

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I am sorry

Apology does not mean,
that u r wrong & the other is right.

It means that u value ur relationship,
much more than ur ego.

Happy Christmas

Keep the smile

Keep the smile, leave the tear,

Think of joy, forget the fear…

Hold the laugh, shed the pain,

Just Enjoy dear

till we meet again…

Artificial Fruits

{Team leader --- YOU --- Manager}

The perfect picture {Team leader --- YOU --- Manager}

1 - The M (Manager), Giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.
2 - The TL (Team Leader), Busy in scheduling work for you..... And busy in his world
And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK...?!!

Betiyan...

Oss ki boond si hoti hai betiyan,

Sparsh khurdara ho to roti hai betiyan,

Roshan karega beta to bas ek hi kul ko,

Do do kulon ki laaj hoti hai betiyan.

Be Proud To Be A Daughter!!

I am waiting for you

Come Close to the Nature
I am waiting for you...........

Castle

Not The End Of The Road....

Often when we lose all hope and think this
is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

"Relax dear, its just a bend, not the end"!!

Yaad rakhna

Naino me base hai, zara khayal rakhna,

kisi kaam se hi sahi par yaad rakhna,

mujhe to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,

agar hichkiyan jada aaye to maaf karna.

Hello Everyone !

I am the chief

Hey It's Me

Who am I ?

Waiting For You

Amazing Photo

You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi

Newtons Law of Romance

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED
NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

Hei s not my friend.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home ,
and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He is not my friend.

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanu

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME

KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA

AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA

Biwi ka antim sanskar

Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.

Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,

Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."

A child had never seen his hips

A child had never seen his hips

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.

Childn come back to home & see the mirror,

& said

Kamini NE do tukde kar diye.

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se.
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho

Yeh such hai doston kisi

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna

Jisko humne chaha

Jisko humne chaha, Wo hume chah na sake,
Jisko chaha, usko hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo chahna dil tutne ka khel hai,
Khud ka toda aur Uska bacha na sake

Banta is having an affair

Preeto 2 maid : Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect,
That Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa's wife dies

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai

Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai -mat karna..
Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna..
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai

Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte hai.

Bhoolna tumhe na asaan hoga

Bhoolna tumhe na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo nadan hoga.
Aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye apka ehsan
hoga

Meri har khata par naraz na hona

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

MAT KARO KOI WADA

MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,
MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,
PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,
ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.
Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa ne Banta se kaha

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Friends

Friends are like puzzle,
if you loose one,
it will never be complete again.
Just want you to know that you are one of those pieces
and i can't afford to loose you.

Those who make you smile... Thank them,
Those who make you cry.... Tolerate them,
But those who make you smile when tears are in your eyes.... TRUST THEM!!!

Hasna jindagi hai

Hasna jindagi hai,
has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

Santa aur masterji

School me master ji ne santa se pucha,
"Mujhme koi bhi kami na ho to mujhe kya kehke bulaoge?"
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Santa said, "Kami- na"

New Age Nursery Rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So had a beer with chicken fry!!

Dosti

Waqt ki dhoop ho, ya ho tej andhiya,
Kuch Kadmo ke nishan kabhi nahi khote,
Jinhe yaad karke muskura de ankhe,
Wo dost dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote..

Live each day in the happiest way,
be the best no matter where you stay,
Let ur fortune so unfold,
that even the stones you hold,
may turn into gold.

sweetest memories

Sweetest part in the life is to carry all the memories in life,
but toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person who is behind those memories.

Ek Rishta..

Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi acche wo pal,
Jinhe hum intezar aur wo waqt kehte hai,
Kya pata kyun bhool gaye wo yaari,
Jise hum rishta aur wo ek lafz kehte hai..

Beautiful Belief

A Beautiful Belief....
If God answers your prayers, he is increasing your faith,
If he delays, he is increasing your patience,
If he doesn't answer, he knows you can handle....!!

Happy Eid

Chand ki chandni,
Apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko,
Eid ka yeh tyohaar
"EID MUBARAK"

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah,
Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.

After few days EID

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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bless you

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Missing you a lot on this Eid

Missing you a lot on this Eid.
Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May this...

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.

Eid ul adha

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, and help all amongst us, who r helpless, worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

The moon has been sighted

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Jub tuk yah zamin rahe

Jub tuk yah zamin rahe asman rahe hushian tuje naseeb hon, tu jahan rahe sajti rahe unhi teri phulon ki anjuman, chamne bahar teri Be hazan rahe, Eid Mubarik

Lonesome Without U

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot. Eid Mubarak.

When the sun has set

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

No shadows to depress u

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Jub kabi bin mange app

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

May Allah this occasion flood your

May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,u r heart with love, ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom, wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

Sunhari Dhup Barsat

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

Aaj se Amiri

Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.

Salammzzzz!!!

Salammzzzz!!! Phoolon ki har khili khushboo dey aap ko..........Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey aap ko..........Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil nahi..........Deny wala her khushi dey aap ko(AAMIN) EID MUBARAKKK 2 my Cuty Jani :-)

Aaj Khuda ki hum

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK

Eid leka aate hai

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

May the magic of dis EID

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

SendinG U WarM WisheS

SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA AnD WishinG THAT, IT BringS Your WeY EveR JOYS AND Happiness . Remember me in ur prayers.

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.

Do you know the Meaning of EID?

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

Hope Love and Laugher

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.

Mubarak naam hai

Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko
EiD MuBaRaK.

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,

Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…

“EID Mubarak“

Look Outside

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk

zindagi ka her pal

zindagi ka her pal khushion se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho

aisa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
Jis main koi dukh koi ghum pass na ho

Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega

Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki..
Warna iTna Piyara Dost EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga

Eid Mubarak Ho Aapko

Eid Mubarak Ho Aapko,
Dher Sari Tarif Aur Khusiya Mile Aapko,
But, Jab Eidi Mile Aapko To Please….
Aap Yaad Karna Sirf Humko!!!

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley
Kuch Roz To Mun Ka Phool Khiley
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai
Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khaaish Hai
Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo
Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein

May Allah Bring You Joy

May Allah Bring You Joy,
Happiness,
Peace And Prosperity On This Blessed Occasion.
Wishing You And Your Family On This Happy Occasion Of Eid!

Salutes 2 those who shouted

Salutes 2 those who shouted a big "NO" 2 the devil's religion of greed and lust.

Kudos 2 those who crushed the shells of self and crushed to serve others

Eid Mubarak

Eid, the heavenly breez foundled with the feathery fingers of love and brotherhood opened the window of the path which may help us 2 lead an ideal and truthful life

Pati aur patni

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Happy and Peaceful Eid

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe.
Eid Mubarak

Girl-to-Boy

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Dur gaon

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

EID SMS

Eid leke aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam Tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Eid Mubarak

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye

Kitne bhai- behan ho

Santa went 2 see a girl for marriage

Parents decided 2 let them be to talk

Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho ?

Girl : Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

SMS to Boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back : When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Dreams Come True

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why ? ?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Your Toothbrush

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Ek din Santa

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Autowala to Santa

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

Son to Dad

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Banta to Doctor

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
jab maine
mandir main

1 ladki ko cigratte peete hue dekha…

Ghooor kalyug…..

Aap believe nahin karenge….. …

Mere haath se toh

Daaru ki Bottle gir gayee….

Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein, Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta… ~~~~~~~~~ Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata, ... Dusra Bhej diya.

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri manger bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai

BOSS

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

POLITICIAN

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later

Doctor

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!

KeeP Me aS A FRieND

KeeP Me aS A FRieND

=&=

i’LL KeeP U iN MY
( “v” )
‘V’
HeaRT

LOck iT UP

&

THRow aWay THe keY

;;== <>

SO THaT NO ONe

CaN TaKe U aWaY

FRoM Me.

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum,

jo mile mushkil se wo hai paisa,

jo mile kisi kisi ko wo hai mohabbat,

jo mile naseeb walon ko wo hai ”APUN KA MESSAGE”

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life,

Be sweet as Honey,

Be regular as Clock,

Be fresh as Rose,

Be soft as Tissue,

Be tough as Rock and

be good as …… who else…..

“ME” of course!

Wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,

wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,
wo MOHABBAT hi kya jis me YAADEIN nahi,
wo YAADEIN hi kya jin me TUM nahi,
Aur wo TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill
.
.
.
.
So, please dont look at me
.
.
.
.
I dont wanna see you die.!!!

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si ,

shahrukh pe wo marti thi,

nazren jhukake,Sharma ke

hritik ki galiyon se guzarti thi,

chori chori salman ko

chitthiyan likha karti thi,

kuch kehna tha shayad Abhishek se

par na Jane kyon Akshay se darti thi

jab bhi milti thi Vivek se

hamesha puchha karti thi

______ (Your name) kaisa hai?

Gorgeous

Gorgeous,
intelligent,
kind,
sweet,
charming,
witty,
hilarious,
friendly…
well enough about ME!
How are you?

Cops are after a suspect whoz

HELP: Cops are after a suspect whoz

smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…



so where you gonna hide ME?

I went to ur house just now

I went to ur house just now

can’t enter coz door says

*CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED*

pls remove dat sign next time awrite!

If you haven’t got

If you haven’t got

anything nice to say

about anybody,

come sit next to me.

I don’t have

I don’t have

an attitude problem.

You have

a perception problem.

Such beautiful eyes

Such beautiful eyes,

such an incredible body,

such a brain,

lovely smile ….

but that is enough

about ME,

tell me something about u.

If you save this message

If you save this message
it means i am cute ,
if you edit this message
it means i am still cute ,
if you forward this message
it means it means
you are spreading that i am cute ,
if you delete this message
it means that you are jealous
because i am cute!!!!!!!!!

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patton se,

jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

…

…

…

Aey

Chal Chal

Hawa Aane De…

Apne 2009 k gunah dhone k liye

Apne 2009 k gunah dhone k liye

99 bar is mantar ka jaap karen

“East or west, _____(Sender’s Name) is the best”

Ab edit kar k is msg mein

apna naam daal k

aur gunah mat karna :p

taxi lekar aa gaya

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

kal raat 3 ghante

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

In Bio practical:

In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar :I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Sardar Se Puchha:

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

A sardar came out of exam hall

A sardar came out of exam hall very sad. When askd why he was sad: “Oye! I didn’t know the past tense of “THINK”, I thought & thought & thought & finally wrote “THUNK”!!

Ek Sardar Delhi Se Chennai Ja Raha Tha,

Ek Sardar Delhi Se Chennai Ja Raha Tha,

Upper Birth Mein Uski Seat Thi,

Nagpur Station Par Wo Khana Lene Ke Liye Utra,

Itne Mein Train Chali Gayee Aur Mumbai Ki Train Aa Gayi,

Wo Train Par Chada Aur Lower Birth Par Baitha,

Logon Ne Pucha Sardarji Kahan Ka Irada Hai,

Sardarji: Chennai Ka,

Par Ye Train To Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai,

Sardarji: “Ye Mein Pehli Train Dekh Raha Hoon Jis Ki Upper Birth Chennai Aur Lower Birth Mumbai Ja Rahi Hai”

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

Jaagte mein bhi tujh ko sochoon

Teri yaad aaye to main kya karoon

Tujh bin qaraar na aaye to main kya karoon

Jaagte mein bhi tujh ko sochoon

Sote mein bhi tere khawaab aayein to main kya karoon

Tujhe bhoolne ki lakh karta hoon koshish

Aankhon se teri surat na jaaye to main kya karoon

Tere paas aana chahta hoon main

Zamaana dewaar ban jaaye to main kya karoon

Mere dil mein tasweer hai teri jaanti hai tu

Phir bhi tujhe yaqeen na aaye to main kya karoon

Chaha tha jisse woh milla hi nahin

Chaha tha jisse woh milla hi nahin

Laakh koshish ki lekin yeh faasla mitta hi nahin

Khuda se jholi phelaa ke maanga tha usse
Khuda ne meri kissi dua ko suna hi nahin

Her ek se poocha tere na milne ka sabab
Her ek ne bataaya woh tere liye bana hi nahin

Kitni shiddat se chaha tha aur woh kissi aur ka ho gaya
Shayad is jahan mein wafa ka kuch silla hi nahin

Mere humnasheen, mere hum nawaa, yeh dua hai koi gilla nahin
Tujhe zindagi mein woh sukoon mille jo mujhe kabhi milla hi nahin (mkm)

i wish i was

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i
wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

Some One Special

Of all the friends i’ve ever met your the one I won’t forget
if I die before you do I’ll go to Heaven & wait for you.
God alone knows when I depart,
so I’m letting you know you Special in my Heart.

Jalate hai bade shauk

Jalate hai bade shauk se diloN maiN "Saccha_pyar"...
ek din khathm ho jata hai iska wajood jal jal ke yaar...

jab yaad karte hai kisi ko

jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
wo waqt suhana hota hai

uth jati hai kalam likhne ko
wo pyar deewana hota hai

kar deti hai haal-e-dil bayaan
wo kalaam shayraana hota hai

jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
wo waqt suhana hota hai...

duniya mein

duniya mein kitna gam hai
apna gam phir bhi kam hai

Life is 5 star

Life is 5 star
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”

1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,

1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
1 word is enough to fall in love &
1 friend is enough to live in this world.

Friends and friendship

Friends and friendship

It’s a package of “Feelings”
Nobody can “Make” it,
Nobody can “Break” it,
Nobody can “Explain” it,

Only “I” and “U” can “FEEL” it.

If you are an “ICECREAM”

If you are an “ICECREAM”
then u r so sweet.

If you are “Rose”
Then you are so soft

If you are a “Star”
Then you are so bright.

If you are my “Friend”
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo “Lucky”.

Love is like “missed call”.

Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it.
So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!

If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,

If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.

Best Message Of The Year:

Best Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple…..

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Plz don”t read this

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

I have sent u many

I have sent u many msgs, but u did’nt reply.

Now I’m deleting ur no. Good Bye!!!

Sardar sent this SMS to Customer Care…

Ishq ne Ghalib

Ishq ne Ghalib nikammaa kiya
Warna hum bhi aadmi kaam ke thhe







By Ghalib.

mehfil kahe jise hum

mehfil kahe jise hum
teri yaadon ki anjuman hai
hai gul se rishta mera
meri zindagi chaman hai

Eh aasmaa.n

Eh aasmaa.n wale zamee.n par uttar kar dekh,
hoti hai kaya judai tu bhi bichad kar dekh

There’s no Special

There’s no Special reason for this msg,
I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life
& hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

I MaY Not Be a cLocK

I MaY Not Be a cLocK
ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY
But My HeArt Will bE LikE a
CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP
CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD.
Miss U!

I always think about U.

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mamma say to me

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.