Hei s not my friend.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home ,
and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He is not my friend.

Banta is having an affair

Preeto 2 maid : Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect,
That Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa's wife dies

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Kitne bhai- behan ho

Santa went 2 see a girl for marriage

Parents decided 2 let them be to talk

Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho ?

Girl : Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

SMS to Boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back : When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.