You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME

KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA

AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA

Pati aur patni

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Girl-to-Boy

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Dur gaon

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Autowala to Santa

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

Son to Dad

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Banta to Doctor

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

BOSS

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

POLITICIAN

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later

Doctor

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum,

jo mile mushkil se wo hai paisa,

jo mile kisi kisi ko wo hai mohabbat,

jo mile naseeb walon ko wo hai ”APUN KA MESSAGE”

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life,

Be sweet as Honey,

Be regular as Clock,

Be fresh as Rose,

Be soft as Tissue,

Be tough as Rock and

be good as …… who else…..

“ME” of course!

Wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,

wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,
wo MOHABBAT hi kya jis me YAADEIN nahi,
wo YAADEIN hi kya jin me TUM nahi,
Aur wo TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patton se,

jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

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Aey

Chal Chal

Hawa Aane De…