Hei s not my friend.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home ,
and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He is not my friend.

Banta is having an affair

Preeto 2 maid : Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect,
That Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa's wife dies

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Dreams Come True

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why ? ?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...