1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanu

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME

KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........

KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA

AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA

A child had never seen his hips

A child had never seen his hips

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.

Childn come back to home & see the mirror,

& said

Kamini NE do tukde kar diye.

Girl-to-Boy

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum

jo mile aasani se wo hai ghum,

jo mile mushkil se wo hai paisa,

jo mile kisi kisi ko wo hai mohabbat,

jo mile naseeb walon ko wo hai ”APUN KA MESSAGE”

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life,

Be sweet as Honey,

Be regular as Clock,

Be fresh as Rose,

Be soft as Tissue,

Be tough as Rock and

be good as …… who else…..

“ME” of course!

Wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,

wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,
wo MOHABBAT hi kya jis me YAADEIN nahi,
wo YAADEIN hi kya jin me TUM nahi,
Aur wo TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill
.
.
.
.
So, please dont look at me
.
.
.
.
I dont wanna see you die.!!!

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si ,

shahrukh pe wo marti thi,

nazren jhukake,Sharma ke

hritik ki galiyon se guzarti thi,

chori chori salman ko

chitthiyan likha karti thi,

kuch kehna tha shayad Abhishek se

par na Jane kyon Akshay se darti thi

jab bhi milti thi Vivek se

hamesha puchha karti thi

______ (Your name) kaisa hai?

Gorgeous

Gorgeous,
intelligent,
kind,
sweet,
charming,
witty,
hilarious,
friendly…
well enough about ME!
How are you?

Cops are after a suspect whoz

HELP: Cops are after a suspect whoz

smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…



so where you gonna hide ME?

I went to ur house just now

I went to ur house just now

can’t enter coz door says

*CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED*

pls remove dat sign next time awrite!

If you haven’t got

If you haven’t got

anything nice to say

about anybody,

come sit next to me.

I don’t have

I don’t have

an attitude problem.

You have

a perception problem.

Such beautiful eyes

Such beautiful eyes,

such an incredible body,

such a brain,

lovely smile ….

but that is enough

about ME,

tell me something about u.

If you save this message

If you save this message
it means i am cute ,
if you edit this message
it means i am still cute ,
if you forward this message
it means it means
you are spreading that i am cute ,
if you delete this message
it means that you are jealous
because i am cute!!!!!!!!!

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patton se,

jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

…

…

…

Aey

Chal Chal

Hawa Aane De…

Apne 2009 k gunah dhone k liye

Apne 2009 k gunah dhone k liye

99 bar is mantar ka jaap karen

“East or west, _____(Sender’s Name) is the best”

Ab edit kar k is msg mein

apna naam daal k

aur gunah mat karna :p