Hei s not my friend.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home ,
and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He is not my friend.

Banta is having an affair

Preeto 2 maid : Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect,
That Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa's wife dies

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Santa ne Banta se kaha

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Kitne bhai- behan ho

Santa went 2 see a girl for marriage

Parents decided 2 let them be to talk

Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho ?

Girl : Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

Dreams Come True

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why ? ?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...