taxi lekar aa gaya

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

kal raat 3 ghante

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

In Bio practical:

In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar :I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Sardar Se Puchha:

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

Sms Guide

4 Steps To Attain Success!

1st T H I N K.

2nd B E L I E V E.

3rd D R E A M .

4th D A R E.

Good L U C K.




Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se

kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho
hain chahney waaley aur buhut

par tum mein hai aik baat buhut
Tum apney apney lagtey ho

Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho

Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana
kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana

yeh kiss uljhan mein rehtey ho?
Kiya baat hai hum se keh daalo

Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho



Luv is beautiful bcoz

it’s a feeling controlled by heart,

but FRNDSHIP is much beautiful

bcoz it’s a feeling dat controls the HEART.



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