Nigaho me or koi

Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
Is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha.

Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par,
Aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

Tum lovely ho

“
tum lovely ho- 94%




tum qute ho-95%




tum sweet ho-96%





tum beautiful ho 97%




tum stylish ho-98%





tum attractive ho- 99%








or main fekne mee expert hu-100%





”

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

SMS to Boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back : When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Dreams Come True

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why ? ?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Ek din Santa

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Son to Dad

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life

If you ever wanna Suxeed in ur life,

Be sweet as Honey,

Be regular as Clock,

Be fresh as Rose,

Be soft as Tissue,

Be tough as Rock and

be good as …… who else…..

“ME” of course!

Wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,

wo ZINDAGI hi kya jis me MOHABBAT nahi,
wo MOHABBAT hi kya jis me YAADEIN nahi,
wo YAADEIN hi kya jin me TUM nahi,
Aur wo TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill
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So, please dont look at me
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I dont wanna see you die.!!!

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si

Ek aishwarya thi,deewani si ,

shahrukh pe wo marti thi,

nazren jhukake,Sharma ke

hritik ki galiyon se guzarti thi,

chori chori salman ko

chitthiyan likha karti thi,

kuch kehna tha shayad Abhishek se

par na Jane kyon Akshay se darti thi

jab bhi milti thi Vivek se

hamesha puchha karti thi

______ (Your name) kaisa hai?

Gorgeous

Gorgeous,
intelligent,
kind,
sweet,
charming,
witty,
hilarious,
friendly…
well enough about ME!
How are you?