Hello freshers

Gabbar sends Kaalia
and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software

he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki "Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par Powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Veeru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and

Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."


AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?

Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi?
Iski saza milegi...barobar milegi.

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai."
[logout - logout - logout ].

"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar! a

E-mail ID's of cricketers

1. LAXMAN:

available@home- only.com

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2.GANGULY:

nowdays@no_use.com

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3.KUMBLE:

only@test_match.com

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4.SACHIN:

admitted@hospital.com

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5.KAIF:

good@for_nothing.com


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6.SEHWAG:

consistently@ out_of_form.com


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7.DRAVID:

stick@crease_ like_fevicol.com

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8.PATHAN:

takewickets@ only_with_ kenya.com

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9. GREG CHAPPELL

only_experiment@ noresult.com

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10. Munaf Patel

only_line&length@nospeed.com

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11.Harbhajan Singh

no_spinpitch@ nowicket.com

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12. Suresh Raina

why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com

You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanu

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le

Biwi ka antim sanskar

Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.

Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,

Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."