Meri har khata par naraz na hona

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Ek din Santa

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Son to Dad

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

BOSS

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

POLITICIAN

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later

KeeP Me aS A FRieND

KeeP Me aS A FRieND

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i’LL KeeP U iN MY
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‘V’
HeaRT

LOck iT UP

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THRow aWay THe keY

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SO THaT NO ONe

CaN TaKe U aWaY

FRoM Me.