First night of marriage

First night of marriage:Boy just sucked breasts till morning.
In the morning Father said: Baita naha lo.
Wife said :Ennu sirf ghararey karao Abba gee..!!

Mere husband ne mara hai!!!

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui thi,
Parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: Mere husband ne mara hai
Parosan: Lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain.
Aourat: Mera bhe yehi khayal tha.

Wht's common between man n monkey?

Q: What's common between man and monkey?
Ans: Monkey daal daal pe koodta hai,
Aur man daal daal ke koodta hai.

Newly Young Boy

Newly Young Boy To Doctor: Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bhi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho?
Doctor: Hai Na.
Boy: Kya?
Doctor: Beta Bas Peeche Se Lete Raho.

Ek larki dosri Larki se

Ek larki dosri Larki se.
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa hay..?
2nd girl:
Har woh game jo Larkon ke sath khela jaey,
Woh bhi Andheray mein.

WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa

Arz kiya hai
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho...
Aur
Mohabbat aisay nibhao k Baccha na ho...

A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!

A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!
Shair Ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein Shair ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein
Logo ne Pas ja ker Daikh tou Vo
Underwear Baich raha tha.

Sex karogy?

Girl : Sex karogy?
Memon: Mere wife jaisa karogi kya?
Girl: Tumhari wife kaisy karti hai?
Memon: Muft mein..