Make It Right With The Wrong Ones

Hey Y’all Ladies….
it is okay to wait
for the right man
to come along but
in the meantime
you can certainly
have some fun
with the wrong ones.
;-)

Check What You’re Takin’ Home Mate!

Wat a RIP OFF!
I saw a book in the store
titled: 37 Mating Positions.
I took it home,
sat in my room,
opened it.
Damn it…
It was a book on
CHESS!

Open The Zip!

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands
in between the zip…
take out your…
book from your bag
and study!

A 20 yr old girl

A 20 yr old girl
to tattoo artist:
How much for
an animal on my knee?
Artist: Rs 500 for
Tiger, Rabbit or Lion
but Giraffe or Penguin
is free.

Rich n Naughty

Reverse dynamics:

When a man becomes rich
he becomes naughty
n when a woman
becomes naughty….
she becomes rich.

Best Things In Life

Food for thought:
Why to suffer
trying by all means
to become rich
and wear expensive
branded clothes,
when best things in life
we do naked.
;-)

Friendship Till The End…

Friendship is not all about

finding d right person,

but creating d right relationship.

It is not how much we care in d beginning,

but how much we care

till d very end..

Dosti ki Kasam…

Dosti ki qasam…

Aansu tere nikle

aankhen meri hon,

Dil tera dhadke

dhadkan meri ho,

bhagwan ki daya se

hamari dosti itni solid ho

ki naukri tu kare

aur salary meri ho!!!