If you were

if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!

Cat & Rooster

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! ....

The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'

Answer this

What is hard and long and full of semen?

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Submarine

Impress woman & man

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer ....

Wine

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

The wish :)

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. ....

creamy & Pink

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can�t wait to brush my teeth ....

Rough day ..

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. ....

Lassie and me

I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!! ....

The Painting ...

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn ....

Smile is a language of love

Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

A special smile a

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

If you truly

If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy…
even if its not with you.

Even though we are

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go. Love you always.You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it's for you to walk through it.

As I lie awake in my bed

As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!

Wish I was your blanket

Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around u, I wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u good night.

It's hard to find someone

It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much.
When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

Love is two hearts

Love is two hearts beating as one.
I love you from the bottom of my heart. Be mine forever..

Love is not about

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.

Love can touch

Love can touch you just one time but it can last for a life time.