Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A study has proved

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool

Jab tum aine ke

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

FOOl

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Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..

April Fool ko

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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Attendence..

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa


SomeOne..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Plz call me,its urgent.

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega



Sine me dil

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Door Ho Jao,

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00

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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Hum Kis Gali Atif Aslam



Atif Aslam - Doorie



Tere Bin - Atif Aslam



Zeher - WOh LamheZeher - WOh Lamhe



Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Piya re Piya re



kalyug - zuda hoke bhi



If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Hotho se jo choo liya

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

You are one of the most

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Tamam bewaqufon

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p



Am Going To U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 8 Days
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Surprised?
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After 8 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

We've known each other

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

You are one of the most

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Fact1: You can not

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

SomeOne..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

I want U to know that

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Hi,

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

A study has

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

U are a...

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

WARNING ! ! !

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

April Fool Day SMS

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

Happy April Fool Day!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!


CUTE persons in the world!!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

A day will come…

A day will come…

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

31st March ho ya 1st april

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

If Today Anyone

If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!



Hi Good News…. Be happy

Hi Good News…. Be happy

India has qualified for Beijing Olympics Hockey because Pakistan was caught for
drugs……………

Check NDTV news………………..below link

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Ha ha ah I made you April Fool!!!!

Still you are having hopes ?

April fool in Advance ……………..

Sardar got into a bus

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April When conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- And took the ticket and said April Fool. I have pass.

Sky is in Blue Colour

Sky is in Blue Colour Like “You”
Moon in White Colour Like “Me”
But Our “SON” is Red Colour
“Sorry Spelling Mistake”
Our “SUN” is in Red Colour like Red Rose…
April Fooll

Happy April Fool.!

Hey get ready,
my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April.
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st april is April fool,
and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Do u Know what is the Meaning of HAPPY..?

Do u Know what is the Meaning of HAPPY..?

H-hum
A-aap ko
P-pal
P-pal
Y-yaad karte hai

Time n distance

Time n distance can keep us apart,but we r always heart to heart,no matter its night or day,u r just a thought away

Sunday, March 8, 2009

phool nahi hum

Phool nahi hum kaaton mein baste hain,khushi nahi hum gam mein baste hain,sayari karna aasaan nahi,dard dil mein hote hain toh sayar bante hain.

love is the

Love is the feeling of true happiness, love is the language that two hearts express

Love is a sincere

Love is a sincere emotion that gives meaning to life,love is a gentle and caring for the loved one,through times of fun and strife.

Friday, March 6, 2009

U want and u get

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

Love becomes PLAN for life





In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.

But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.

If u touch n feel its desire



If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.