Ugly Faces

Funny Clips

Art of living:

Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!

Floor blurred

Floor blurred.
You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Get someone to buy you another beer.

May Everything Happy

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!

Lawyer: “What was the first

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Kya kahen kuch kah

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata

Poocho na us kaagaz

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

Duniya mein aisa phool

Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho

In this WORLD

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Waqt Ka Kafla Aata Hai Guzar Jata Hai

Waqt Ka Kafla Aata Hai Guzar Jata Hai
Aadmi Apni Hi Manzil Pe Thaher Jata Hai
Meri Bigdi Hui Qismat Pe Na Hasna Ai Dost
Kya Khabar Kab Koi Insaan Savar Jata Hai
Waqt Ke Sath Bhi Halat Badal Jate Hai
Yani Taqdeer Ke Din Raat Badal Jate Hai
Jab Bhi Aata Hai Bura Waqt Kisi Insan Par
To Dosto Ke Bhi Khayalat Badal Jate Hai

SMILIES

:-) Smiley
(-: Also smiling
:) Smiling without a nose
:’) Happy and crying
:-( ) Smiling with mouth open
8-) Smiling with glasses
[:-) Smiling with walkman
:-)8 Smiling with bow tie
{:-) Smiling with hair
d:-) Smiling with cap
C|:-) Smiling with top hat
(:-) Smiling with helmet
:-)= Smiling with a beard
&:-) Smiling with curls
#:-) Smiling with a fur hat
:-D Laugher
;-) Twinkle
;) Twinkle, without nose
:-* Kiss
@}–\-,— A rose
:-( Sad
:( Sad, without nose
:’-( Crying
:-c Unhappy
:-|| Angry
:-(0) Shouting
:-< Cheated
>:-( Very angry

SMS Meaning
:-O Wow
:-| Determined
:-* Bitter
O :-) An angel
:-9 Salivating
:-|/:-I No face/poker face
:-<> Surprised
%-6 Not very clever
:-( ) Shocked
:-~) Having a cold
:-o zz Bored
:-\ Skeptical
: @ Shouting
:-o Appalled
:-X Not saying a word
|-I Sleeping
|-O Snoring
%-} Intoxicated
:-v Talking
:-w Talking with two tongues
B-) Sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
8:-) Glasses on head
{:-) Toupee
}:-( Toupee blowing in the wind
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
<:-| Monk / Nun
:^) Broken nose
-:-) Punk
@:-) Using a turban
:=) Two noses
:-# Razes
<|-) Chinese
:-{) With a moustache
:-{} Lip stick
:-? Smoking a pipe

Do U need a FACELIFT?

Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR’s 1 thT’s FREE,
always handy,
makes u LUK younger &
has no undesirable side effects.
Its called a SMILE.
Keep smilIN always.

Let me guess

Let me guess what U R doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Suna hai ke

Suna hai ke ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smillind....
To reduce ...
Population:).

Smile is a

Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.

Kal fursat na mili

Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga,

Itni mohlat na mili to kya hoga,

Roz kehte ho ‘kal milenge,kal milenge’,

Kal aankhen na khuli to kya hoga……

Jaagti aankhon me bhi

jaagti aankhon me bhi kuch khwaab hua karte hain

mohabbat karne k bhi kuch aadab hua karte hain

har koi ro kar dikha de ye zaroori to nahi

khushk aankhon me bhi sailaab hua karte hain.